Diablo: There are seven stages to cat Heaven.
Phoenix: Hummm. Let's me guess. Number one. Full belly?
Diablo: That's right.
Phoenix: Number two. Anything dairy?
Diablo: Except blue cheese. Just grosses me out.
Phoenix: Number three. Scratch under the chin.
Diablo: Oooooh, so good.
Phoenix: Number four. Clean Litter box
Diablo: Most definiately.
Phoenix: Hacking up that annoying fur ball. Got to be number five.
Diablo: Oh good one. Hadn't thought about that.
Phoenix: Number six: Feeling the twitching body of a small rodent between your front paws.
Diablo: Such a turn on. Could be a lizard too.
Phoenix: Sleeping in the sun when it is 72 degrees outside.