Phoenix: What did you do?
Diablo: I signed up on twitter. My twitter character is Southbound Cat
Phoenix: That's original. Why'd you sign up?
Diablo: Twitter. Get it? A bird. I thought it would be something I could eat.
Phoenix: I don't see any feathers hanging out of your mouth.
Diablo: I'm still trying to figure it out. It's more complicated than figuring out how to open a cupboard door.
Phoenix: There's got to be something to eat with twenty million users. Someone is bound to leave a bag of Cheetos behind.
Diablo: That's what I figured. I got followers and things I'm following. But so far...no luck in the food department.